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The Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. 

We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

Knights Who Say Ni 

a group of amazing knights who protect, defend, and say all that is Ni. As seen in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
"We are the knights who say Ni!"
Knights Who Say Ni by DonJose January 28, 2009

Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect 

When something good (or at the very least "okay") becomes insufferable by association with those who like and/or praise it.
In the time since then and the release of Portal 2, you'll be pleased to hear that I eventually did come up with a criticism for Portal 1: it's got the worst fucking fans in the world. Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits who bray like mules if you so much as mention the word "cake," and the good thing in question can never be the same again. This is technically known as the "Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect."
--Zero Punctuation

people who say noob are fucking morons 

If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"

the knights who say ne 

The most horrid word ever said ne
The knights who say ne:Bring us a shrubbery or ne ne ne ne ne

Knights Who Say Kni 

They are knights. They say "kni". They are afraid of the word "it". Dont Say it to them, O, I said it, opps there it is again DARNIT! CRAP IT! Oh Forget it. Dang!!!
We are The Knights Who Say Hut'n'Nan. And We Pray for you to cut this tree down with....................... A HEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knights Who Say Kni by .. November 5, 2003