sausage war

when a group of sausage warriors gather together to "fight"

how many sausage warriors are coming to the sausage war

that was a good sausage war last night

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

Making war or sausage

There is an old saying among senior military officers making war or sausage is best done out of the public eye!

Don't show pictures of making war or sausage in media!

by I, Wreckerrr July 12, 2021

Sausage Warrior

someone who uses someone else's pork sword, generally a homosexual

Adam is a sausage warrior!

stop touching me you sausage warrior

Joel grabbed my pork sword, he is such a sausage warrior

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

Sausage Warmer

When a girl's anus is to tight and so you shove a large sausage up there and go do something else for a while. When you come back later, her bung-hole will be stretched out to perfection and you'll have a warm sausage to munch on.

We were getting ready for some serious anal but it was just too tight, so i pulled a sausage warmer. Got good anal and a warm sausage out of the deal!

by vanillaexplorer September 26, 2009

Alabama Sausage Warmer

The act of lighting a woman's pubes on fire. And a man rubbing his pubes against them until they also light on fire. And then she jerks him off until the fire spreads to his penis. Creating a "warm sausage"

I got an Alabama Sausage warmer from my girl.

by Iehdjeywhdhre January 8, 2026

warm sausage tea

a random thing stevie t said on one of his videos

“spare him his life from this warm sausage tea”

by the human of things and things May 1, 2022

sausagewear

1) Ill-fitting clothes on fat people
2) Condoms


My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...

The president becomes very upset when he hears about young teens sporting sausagewear because it's too suggestive.

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005