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One who is discriminant against sauce.
He is such a saucist.
saucist by Lulzy Woots November 26, 2009

Saucisson Polonaise 

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.
"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."

saucitude 

1. A funky-ass "saucy" attitude.
Dude, if you are going to be hanging out with Amy at Mirage you better be ready for her saucitude. It will mesmerize you to the point where you feel you should hug her!
saucitude by Gus Baker September 15, 2005

saucystephon 

Oh its saucystephon that gay fuck
This is that one person everyone knows who has to say everything sarcastically. Sarcists are awesome people when you get to know them, but on the shallow level, you’ll either love them or hate them.

Pros: Usually somewhat funny, takes everything lightly, typically has pure motives

Cons: Unintentionally offensive at times, tries too hard to crack a joke, takes everything lightly

Upvote if you can relate.
“Did he really just say that with a straight face? That boy is such a sarcist.”

Jerome: “My girlfriend just broke up with me.”
Jacob: “Dang man, that’s hard.”
Joe: “That’s what she said.”
Jacob: “Only a legit sarcist would make that reference right now.”
Sarcist by bruvajoe December 15, 2018

Saucitos 

When something or someone is perfect. When something or someone fits the mold.
Nice Job on your homework you are Saucitos.
Saucitos by In Maurer's Shoes January 30, 2008