sat's

SATs were invented in 1402 by a very evil king who had no friends, no girlfriend, and smelt of wee. He looked out of his window one day and saw all the teens of merry olde England having a laugh and he instantly invented SATs as a way to ensure we all shared in his misery. He was a bad bad man.

"sat's today, get out your revision guides!!"

by PaYPaY May 16, 2006

sat sri akaal

Is a Sikh greeting. (Sat, "truth," Sri, an honorific, Akal, God) It means roughly, " Truth is God".
"Sat Sri Akal" is used by all Sikhs throughout the world when greeting other Sikhs regardless of their native language.

two members of the Punjabi Diaspora who exclusively speak English may still greet each other with this blessing, although this is by no means universal.The greeting is the only formal way in properly saying hello in the Punjabi language, Sat Sri Akaal

by SuperHulkMAN May 5, 2010

When The World's At Stake

The second best song from Starkid's 'The Trail To Oregon' beat only by Wagon On Fire

Person 1:yo have you heard of When The World's At Stake
Person 2: yeah it's really good, not as good as Wagon On Fire tho

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH February 4, 2023

Five Night's at Freddy's

A point and click indie horror game, set in a Chuck E Cheese like pizzeria, called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. You play as Mike the security guard. You sit in your office, watching the animatronics, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and Foxy the Pirate. They try to get into your office, so they can stuff you into a Freddy Fazbear suit, killing you. You have limited power, and must be wise to conserve it, because you have to manage your doors to keep out animatronics, check your "blind spots" outside with your door lights, and look at the security camera. All of these use power, and if an animatronic gets into your office, it will kill you. If your power runs out, Freddy Fazbear will play a tune, and jumpscare. You play through the week, each Night getting harder as you play. You can unlock Night Six, "nightmare mode", and unlock Custom Night after that, where you can choose the difficulty.

Boy: Have you beaten Five Night's at Freddy's?

Girl: Yes! Night Six took me forever.

by Rosesandstars January 19, 2015

Sat On Sunscreen

A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.

Wow, Sat On Sunscreen smells like inbetween my grandmothers teeth

by InCappedYourAss July 13, 2019

Five Night's At Freddy's

Its a huge success for scott the lore is amazing and one of the biggest games

Markiplier: *Playing FIve Night's At Freddy's 4* Bite: *Comes* Markiplier: WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!??!

by Mr.Gamejolt user 69 August 21, 2022

SAT

**This post refers to the SAT Reasoning Test, a form of punishment infliced upon all high schoolers.

1) A bullshit exam which doesnt test anything, be it IQ, creativity, personality, or potential college performance.

2) A common topic of conversation amongst elite families during "dinner parties", in which children/teens subjected to this want to poke their eyeballs out with their salad fork.

3) Is a major cause of teenage suicide in America

4) Segregate's society, for poeple of higher socioeconomic stratas apparently have higher scores. This leads to even further separation amongst students, when in reality, anything educational should be promoting openness and acceptance of others.

5) High performers think they're better than everyone cause they are getting into Harvard. O well, it's not like they had a social life from studying all night and day.

Mother 1: I got my daughter a private tutor who graduated from Princeton. He's going to bring her score up from a 1500 - 2300. *cocky, proud smile*

Daughter: *pokes eyeball with fork*

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Dan: Oh hey look! It's Justin. I heard he got a 1400 on his SAT score. What a loser!!!

Friend: I agree.

Dan and Friend: *throw stuff at Justin*

by goshschoolsucks November 5, 2011