A combination of a sasquatch and an alien. This creature has the big head and big eyes of an alien,it also has the body and the hair of a sasquatch. It drives a Ford Taurus Wagon with 18 inch
chrome-dialed rims. This Creature also carries around an abyssal whip made from it's home planet, Orthon. When you
get whipped by it you turn rabid and obtain pneumonia. This deadly ,mysterious creature lives in woods near redwood
trees,usually in Iowa. If you
see one dont make eye contact because it has poisonous laser vision and
will shine it's lasers on yours and you
will be blinded. What you want to do is yodel with your eyes closed and hop up and down on one foot. That scares them the most. There are only 69 Sasqualiens left in the species. Be careful!