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Sarcastus 

The punctuation used to identify a sentence as being sarcastic or rhetorical. The punctuation looks very similar to an upside down j. Mostly intended for text messaging and IM, but is excepted in all forms of written comunication.
“Jennifer’s new boyfriend just walked in… He looks like a real winner (Insert SARCASTUS here)”

"Am I the hottest guy you know or what (Insert SARCASTUS here)"
Sarcastus by Tatt Medisch December 1, 2009

Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

sarcastabitch 

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.
Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.
sarcastabitch by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

sarcasassy

a perfectly crafted blend of being sarcastic + sassy
my, she is quite sarcasassy today!
sarcasassy by autummmm February 14, 2014

Sarcastiscream 

When you scream as if you are scared of something, but you aren't.
Bill:Did you see that bodybuilder screaming like a bitch?

Steve:I think he was sarcastiscreaming, Bill.
Sarcastiscream by commaas June 5, 2014

Sarcasogasm 

The euphoric feeling you get when hearing a great sarcastic remark.
His sarcastic comments were so apt and funny. I had a sarcasogasm just listening to them.
Sarcasogasm by patheticjumpers June 10, 2018