Sandpit Turtle is a genetically modified species of turtles that where created in Britain and were accidentally transported to Mexico; on the B.M.T Horizon. This was a humiliating mistake by
Captain Olive Skies. In North America these turtles are commonly called Tony Turtles and are a rare nocturnal species that only appears with three Mexicans one of which must look like a female at times but they are all male. They can be captured using Star Wars related things or other turtles and on the occasion of someone piercing a veil. The bite is venomous and causes insomnia that can only be cured by the sound of sirens that come from the lowest point or the all time lowest point you can find in your area. For this reason they should be feared even though it can be extremely adorable at times but just ask Alexandria you will regret running in to this turtle because it is not very selfish but my case collisions with the sky and could be dramatic. This was a beloved pet of the captain Olive Skies later adopted by the three Mexicans.
The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
Origin: In the mid 90s, a set of outtakes from the voiceover recording sessions of the popular 80s cartoon Thundercats appeared on the Internet.
Among the very humorous moments in the outtakes is one where the voice actor for Panthro, (the, uh, "soulful" Thundercat) says the following line, "And keep your foot off that blasted Samophlange!" followed quickly by the outtake, "What the F*ck is a Samophlange?!"
Since then, Samophlange has come to be defined as any piece of sensitive technical equipment that may or may not actually exist.
While it is sometimes used in exasperation when a technical glitch can't be explained even by experts, it is more likely to be used as a geeky inside joke at the expense of a newbie, of the same ilk as the ID10T or PEBKAC "errors."
But however you use it, just don't step on it.
<Computer Newbie> "I think my CD-ROM is dead..."
<Smarmy Geek> *sigh* "I sure hope you didn't touch the Samophlange or something.."