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sandmonster

When a person hides between the bed sheets and covers of another's bed and waits for them to lay down on top of them. Once they lay down, the person from below immediately grabs them like a monster that hunts in the sand
"Dude, Robert totally sandmonstered Chester!"
by Raidon January 14, 2008
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sandmonster

an annoying person, a person who get's on people's nerves without a reason, or a person who hurts your feelings.
You're such a sandmonster.
by THEJJN February 14, 2024
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landmonster

A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.
On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.
by Rick Was Here June 13, 2009
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landmonster

That landmonster needs to go back home and hide in a closet.
by mr.gregg November 11, 2006
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sand monster

when a fat female was skeeted on after sex on the face and then had her face slamed into the sand. she then raises up yelling with sand stuck to her face.
"hey Gleezy! what happened after you left the party with big betty?" said BIG D

Gleezy replys with " i turned her into a sand monster and ran."
by Gleezy December 27, 2007
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sand monster

May also be called the beach monster. The act of doing your woman on the beach, finishing on her face, and then throwing sand in her face. Because of your "Finish" the sand will stick to her face, and sand will most defiantly go in her eyes making her mad. The combination of the two makes a sand monster. This can also be done in your home, but with the use of cooking salt instead of sand.
"Yea me and betty did it on the beach, and i gave her a sand monster"
by Sum Yung Cow January 13, 2009
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sandmanster

An object and/or creature that rises from the sand causing ultimate destruction to ones mental stability.
Sandmanster, People with the name "Keith", Sloths
by Unsustainable December 28, 2013
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