sandginitis

Having sand up ones vagina. Commonly found in males who need to stop being pansies.

Man, for the way Tucker complains all the time I swear he has Sandginitis!

by sandginitis January 28, 2014

Sandvaginitis

The condition in sand enters the vagina, in which the person with such virus complains often, or no longer performs certain activities.

Konnor was about to do a backflip, when he contracted sandvaginitis

by J-Backstar870 August 1, 2012

Sandginis

Copious amounts of sand in the vagina causing severe irritation and general feelings of negativity

Beebs: Colin, we're drinking get over here!

Colin: I don't feel good.

Beebs: What the fuck dude do you have sandginis?

by Roscoe LeBeebs November 20, 2013

sandiitis

When one's vagina becomes far too sandy for their own good.

Claire has the sandiist vagina of all time. She has sandiitis and the only cure is a shovel.

by Myxomatosis is the new up December 18, 2009