sand-dick

When you go swimming and you get sand on you dick immediately afterwards.

doug throws sand at daves crotch, Ha,dude you totally just got sand-dick.

by ghost66 October 20, 2015

Dick sand

An undeniably hot guy who’s dick sucks you in easily if you get to close and sucks in anything near or around him with his charm.
a bad or dangerous situation from which it is hard to escape.

"Jessica found her self sinking fast in dick sand after meeting Jeff .”

by Morganna A.J February 5, 2019

sand paper dick

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.

girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 19, 2009