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Tokyo Sand-Blast

a sex move where the performer sits on their partners face and proceeds to diarrhea all over their face
man: ugh, what a night *sniff* what's this shit on my face?
ming-ming the viatnamese prostitute: tehehe me go Tokyo Sand-Blast in you grill

Sand Blaster 

The act of wrapping sandpaper around the penis (rough side out of course) before engaging in anal intercourse with someone who REALLY needs put in their place. Only to be performed when lube-free anal just isn't quite enough punishment for the dirty receiver.
"That bitch is supposed to be my girlfriend, but I caught her fucking three of my friends!"
"Give her a Sand Blaster...that oughta teach her a lesson"
Sand Blaster by LubeCrew236 August 18, 2011

Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster 

A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.

As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.

The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."

This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
Mr. Hirasaki is one crazy dude. I hear he gave his wife the Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster last night!

tokyo sand blaster

An unknown sex position utilized and made popular by Conan O'Brien.
Dude I love performing the Tokyo Sand Blaster on my girfriend. Conan did, so why can't I?
also see unknown, unsure, stuff, things, something
tokyo sand blaster by adynamitefella November 11, 2010

tokyo sand blaster

the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.
Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.
tokyo sand blaster by Team Coco November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sand Blaster

A sexual act involving the removal of a womans makeup by attempting to get her face pregnant.
Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi gets a Tokyo Sand Blaster twice a week to reduce the lines around her mouth.
Tokyo Sand Blaster by Saphodravingo November 30, 2010