salvana8d 

instagram user salvana8d is a niche instagramer who will literally fart and and poop in your face while you sleep. They will also send you minion memes and pictures of ed sheeran to try and court you. They are also obsessed with yugi-oh and kins the mother from alpha and omega and is attracted to Jay from Lego Ninjago. Salvana8d also has history of being BRITISH and LOVES to eat jellied eel and beans on toast.

“Salvana8d just messaged me bro, what do i say?
“Send them a picture of your dookie,”

salvana8d by jill14n September 3, 2021

Salvatard

Function: noun

Etymology: Engli-talian. Deviation of the common Italian-American name, Salvatore, ending with an obvious connection to a secondary description.

1. Along with excessive hand gesturing, lacks the ability to "get to the point". All stories must contain as much detail as possible leading to complete impatience for the receiving party. (see example 1)

2. All cooking is done shirtless. Like a dog, was born without a human's under-appreciated sweat glands. This results in the body quickly overheating when placed near an open flame, such as a stove. (see example 2)

Example 1
Steve: Hey Sal, how was last night?
Salvatard: Oh so last night, I'm getting ready to go out, so I begin polishing my shoes, because they were messed up from the snow. Crazy weather lately, huh? This polish is great; I got it from a store just around the corner from my house. This store is owned by a nice guy I've known for like 5 years...
Steve: (internally) Shit, is he seriously still talking?
Salvatard: Long story short, short story longer, yea real nice guy, so anyways...
Steve: Uh-huh.

Example 2
Steve: What a great night's sleep I just had. Oooh I smell bacon and eggs.
Salvatard: Ayo! Good morning, breakfast is on.
Steve: (noticing Sal is shirtless over the eggs) Shit!

Salvatard by JCNJ999 March 4, 2010

Salvamander

a magical herb that causes you too hallucinate. salvia for short

side effects may include: uncontrollable laughter, sensations of certain motions, merging with or becoming objects, slight seizures and in some cases the sudden urge to salsa dance.

boy: "lets go light up some salvamander"
girl: "you cant smoke a reptile you dumbass"

Salvamander by dr. salvamander July 1, 2011

sarvananda 

Sarva means all, and ananda means happy so basically Sarvananda means making everyone happy.

Sarvananda has been a very good boy.

sarvananda by anonymous January 22, 2022