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salty kiss 

A kiss given after a girl has given oral sex to another guy. Generally within 15 minutes.
Dude, Ted totally got a salty kiss from jessica! She just sucked off Josh!
salty kiss by saltykisser September 20, 2010
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salty kiss 

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection and only realize halfway through so you vomit a bit in your mouth and gargle that around with some of her yeasty juices so that you can leak it back into her mouth as you come up to make out with her.
Maaan, so i was eating out at Cindy's clams casino last night and her muff carpet tasted kinda yeasty so I honked some smurfs in my own mouth and slurped a bit of her vadge podge along with that so I could give her a nice long salty kiss that involved lots of tongue, see if I could make her yodel some groceries for not having told me her snatch was raunch-a-taunchy.
salty kiss by Monster Village August 16, 2012

Queens Salty Kiss

When you are masturbating into a Bee Hive and the Queen stings you on the knob right as you ejaculate.
Male 1 - “That looks super swollen, what happened?”
Male 2 - “Yeah i got it last night as i was getting a Queens Salty Kiss..worth it though”
Queens Salty Kiss by Hotdogz420 March 23, 2021

salt kiss 

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
salt kiss by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

salt kiss 

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
salt kiss by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

salt kiss 

When you ejaculate into another's mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh's mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
salt kiss by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
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