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salty dong 

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst
salty dong by Sancerredave November 7, 2015
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saltydog 

The term Saltydog refers to a man who lives in the Canadian maritime provinces and is often employed as a fisherman or some related sea faring position. The term arose quite some time ago among people in the region whom were of Irish or Scottish heritage. In addition, the term dog has been used colloquially in reference to close friends of either sex, in fact, long before it gained popularity, and indeed notoriety among teens and ghetto youth.
"Hey, there's my saltydog! What you say that we head over to the cold beer and wine and pick up a 24, eh."
saltydog by Jenny Jet March 21, 2008

saltydog 

When a women is forced to perform pre-shower oral sex on her partner after a long jog or intense sport activity. The male is sweaty with salt hence the name salty dog.
Jill always loves a good saltydog specially after her boyfriend runs a marathon.
saltydog by kingsaltydog January 15, 2012

saltydog 

saltydog

noun; a rabid, fat breed of dog found in Scotland. It is notorious for guzzling pies and attacking young children. It is easily spotted by it's baldness and huge beer-like gut.
"What do you call your saltydog?"

"I call him Cris"
saltydog by Nikolas Wipeout May 9, 2005

saltydog 

saltydog; noun.

1) Fat, bald, pie eating spammer

2) Alleged sex offender
1. "Dude, don't be such a saltydog, leave some pies for us".

2. "Cris you Saltydog, leave those girls alone"
saltydog by Nikolas Wipeout May 9, 2005
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