Saltsburg 

A small town in South Western PA (Est. population of 840), which is characterized by the ruins of an old canal and absolutely boring history of mining salt.

"Saltsburg PA, where dreams go to die."

Saltsburg by CrustyNut January 28, 2012

saltsburg 

a town that’s small but not smaller then the kids in it. mainly known for being “slutsburg” and having wannabe cool teens play b-ball at the shitty park. Also full of boring history of salt no one cares about. only cool thing about saltsburg is a rope that plunges u into the river. Saltsburg barely has anything and is stuck in 1800.

“man did u ever go to saltsburg?” “nope?” “it’s like tiny shit hole with nothing”

saltsburg by Rennah November 15, 2017

Saltsburg 

A small town in Pennsylvania. The only place where vaping and accidentally kissing your cousin is cool. Small school, where you’re only known if you have a good family name. Probably one of the most dirt ridden and shitty places known to mankind.

Person 1: “Saltsburg, that place still exists?” Person 2: “Yeah you can tell because of the reeling smell of body odor that radiates that place.”

Saltsburg by 66996969696969969696 June 7, 2019

Salsburgh 

The village is known to have one of the lowest crime rates in North Lanarkshire due to its rural location. With its various scenic walks, picturesque views for miles and areas which have remained untampered with by man such as the Riven Loch where much wildlife can be discovered, the many that have settled in the village have discovered its quaint and charming friendly community and not many places can boast of 'two landmarks' and 'a natural spring well'.

Some say that the people of Salsburgh are inbred but they clearly haven't been in Airdrie or the surrounding shitehole areas such as Plains.

Also define Airdrie.
Callum:- 'Have you been to Salsburgh recently? They have 3 sheds and a mountains of sheep!'
David:- 'Oh yes Callum...Airdrie is the big cheese ain't it? At least when we fall over we fall on wool and not dirty hypodermic needles!'

Salsburgh by Xbox360FanKid February 19, 2011

A Salisbury 

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.

Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.

Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.

A Salisbury by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009

Salisbury Spritz 

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.

My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.

Salisbury Spritz by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

Salisbury Suckle 

Salisbury Suckle is the act of a female blowing a male on a road-trip from Salisbury to Ocean City. As you have your buddy pull up beside you on the highway giving you the thumbs up and screaming, “SUCKLE!!!”

Hey, I got the Salisbury Suckle on my way from the match. FUCKING AWESOME it was actually me this time!

Salisbury Suckle by Brayyo Taio February 4, 2022