When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.
Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.
by GMoneySagHairs January 29, 2008
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The female genetalia - specifically the outer labia
See: Tuna Taco, Beef Curtains, Sticky Mittens, Spam Castanets, Fuzzy Lap Flounder
"Look at her salmon slappers, they are niiiice"
by dfaz August 16, 2006
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The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion
You see that girl over there

She use to be a Salmon Slapper before she went on Solids
by GlonkySalmon June 6, 2022
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When you stretch your partners vagina lips out so far that she slaps you with her pussy lips
Brandon: Yeah, we did the salmon slapper last night
Jake: No way!
by Chitlins May 26, 2021
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A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020
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