salmon slappers 

The female genetalia - specifically the outer labia
See: Tuna Taco, Beef Curtains, Sticky Mittens, Spam Castanets, Fuzzy Lap Flounder

"Look at her salmon slappers, they are niiiice"

salmon slappers by dfaz September 12, 2008

salmon slapper 

When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.

Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.

salmon slapper by GMoneySagHairs January 28, 2008

Salmon slapper 

When you stretch your partners vagina lips out so far that she slaps you with her pussy lips

Brandon: Yeah, we did the salmon slapper last night
Jake: No way!

Salmon slapper by Chitlins May 26, 2021

Salmon Slapper 

The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion

You see that girl over there

She use to be a Salmon Slapper before she went on Solids

Salmon Slapper by GlonkySalmon June 6, 2022

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper 

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020