salmon flap
Hey Alfred that girl over there is the one I took home from the bar the other night: Her salmon flap was rather unpleasant, It left a bad taste in my mouth.
salmon flap by Baconape December 25, 2007
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Salmon Flaps
Salmon Flaps are the fishy Flaps that you must spread, if you dare, to enter her fishy love hole.
This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.
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This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.
:)
This phrase can be used in many circumstances, but this is the most common.
Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.
Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.
Salmon Flaps by Dead-Kitty October 18, 2007
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Salmon flaps
A type a dog, usually black, that specifically has the name Sammee. That never shuts his mouth and loves barking. The place where usually a dog's checks are have being replaced by salmon like flaps.
"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"
Also
"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2
Also
"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2
Salmon flaps by Jess3e January 17, 2025
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