A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)
A fart at the end of a good, long piss.
pppppppssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ... pfft
A police helicopter with an active searchlight, flying over an urban area.
Jill: "What's that police helicopter looking for with that searchlight?"
Jack: "It's just another urban coon hunt."