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A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)
by Seidcar March 31, 2010

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A fart at the end of a good, long piss.
pppppppssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ... pfft
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by Seidcar July 26, 2010

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A police helicopter with an active searchlight, flying over an urban area.
Jill: "What's that police helicopter looking for with that searchlight?"
Jack: "It's just another urban coon hunt."
by Seidcar October 10, 2012

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Too long to spell
Q: Do you start your new job tomorrow or Monday?
by Seidcar July 24, 2020

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