An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her
facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at
NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy
Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.
Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend
Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that
face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!