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Saharan Gobstopper 

A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.
My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.
Saharan Gobstopper by SaharanPrince September 16, 2018

saharan cougar 

A cougar that frequents areas such as Palm Springs with the intentions of seducing younger men.
Dude 1: I went down to Palm Springs over the weekend and it was full of saharan cougars.
Dude 2: Gross!
The sexiest and funniest guy to ever walk this planet. A popular loner, everyone knows him, but doesn't really know him.
A walking mystery and not what he seems to be
This mystery's a Sahran
sahran by Ashley Keith November 23, 2021

sub-saharan blockade 

When a group of Sub-Saharan, black, kids walk hella show in the hallway with all their niggas, and decide to take up the whole hallway. They may or may not do this unintentionally, but make the hallway impassable.
Teacher "Why are you late to class?"
Student "I got caught behind a Sub-Saharan Blockade"

sub-Saharan Africa 

A time machine.

A journey into sub-Saharan Africa will reveal the primitive creatures from which modern humans -- Europeans and Asians -- evolved.
The average person in sub-Saharan Africa has an IQ of 70, right at the threshold for mental retardation.
sub-Saharan Africa by Jose1277 July 17, 2009

Saharan Sex 

A sexual maneuver in which a man wraps his dick with sandpaper (sandy side out) and fucks someone. This seems incredibly painful (for the victim).
Girl: Give me some Saharan Sex
Guy:Why?
Saharan Sex by HOOFAG January 18, 2010