Sagtits Share definition Flag An old lady who's tits sweep and clean the floor due to years of sagging. My grandmama got rid of her broom when she discovered a secondary function of her tits. She is one hell of a sagtits!!! Sagtits by maXrUm December 12, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Sagtits mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch