the potential for one's face/body to sag with age - no matter how trim and fit one might be
I know Monique is in great shape, but even though she doesn't have an ounce of fat, SAGability is inevitable thanks to gravity. Cosmetic surgery can't fix everything!
to have a saggy scrotumeven when your penis is erect. it is so named because theodore roosevelt was rumored to have this condition.
""My history textbook says that Theodore Roosevelt, who lived on Sagamore Hill, had a horrible case of sagaballs, leading to his famous quote: "Speak softly and carry a heavy sack.""
A lost Spongebob Squarepants episode, which is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a worker from Nickelodeon who was murdered by Nickelodeon. It is said that the reason he was killed was because he found out Nick was hipnotizing children
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!