sadvertisement 

An ad that you see that makes you sad and take pity so you buy stuff.

"Mum, look! That goldfish only has one eye! Can we adopt it? Pleeeeeaaaase?"
"No, darling, it's just a sadvertisement. Don't buy into it."

sadvertisement by shortperßon November 28, 2019

advertisement 

a method by corporate fat cats to make people buy their products by intruding into just about every damn website motorway road and TV station to fuel their own personal greed

Hey, this can is dripping with water! BE THIRSTY!
Some celebrity eats ARSENIC BURGERS! you want to be like this CELEBRITY don't you
Wow! This supermodel likes HITTING HER HEAD AGAINST A WALL! Hmm, hitting your head against a wall may be linked to SUPERMODELS! Let's go try it! Huzzah!
Hey kids! Making your parents buy EXPENSIVE THINGS from EXPENSE CO. is COOL, because we say so! Now bug your parents into buying these things or EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU

advertisement by Potatoman December 20, 2003

radvertisement 

An advertisement that is made to make a product seem much more awesome than it is.

What a radvertisement is like:

*cheap explosion effect* Announcer: Introducing the new Grease Destroyer! It cuts through grease like a hot knife through butter! *sword slash sound effect*

radvertisement by Erfinjerfin July 6, 2009

sidevertisements 

The annoying, and sometimes disgusting advertisements found on the side on myspace, and facebook pages, and is also mostly found while watching porn.

so i was on redtube, and ther was a plethera of bondage sidevertisements! ICK!

sidevertisements by la-x-man12 December 30, 2008

Advertisement 

A thing thats on this site because the owner is too cheap to pay for the servers himself. He needs that money to get himself a cheap hooker.

Urban Dictionary's owner says "How could I affored an advertisement free site and 500 hookers a month? It's impossible."

Advertisement by AdHaterXTREME December 5, 2007

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When you hate Urban Dictionary's dumb mug and neck gaiter and figure out that a definition can be so long that it literally makes the self-promo non-existent.

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counterproductive advertisement 

Any advertisement that causes the viewer to boycott the product rather than purchase it. They usually cause people to cringe with disgust when they see them. This does NOT include the Snuggie and the Shamwow T.V. ads(and a few select others) because they were so over the top, which made people want to buy them as a joke.

Snorgtees, The General Insurance, That new evil Cheeto's Cheetah, Mr. Mucus Mucinex, That one fungus commercial with the animated green blob living under your toenail, various internet spam popups, Head On, and many more depending on viewer opinion.

Person: "I can't stand that guy's voice who does the Carls Jr. commercials with all the messy burgers. He makes me want to eat at Jack-in-the-Box."
Nathan44294: "That is a counterproductive advertisement."

counterproductive advertisement by Nathan44294 July 5, 2010