shortperßon's definitions

sadvertisement

An ad that you see that makes you sad and take pity so you buy stuff.

"Mum, look! That goldfish only has one eye! Can we adopt it? Pleeeeeaaaase?"
"No, darling, it's just a sadvertisement. Don't buy into it."

by shortperßon November 28, 2019

mostimfaux

When you get 'most improved' on your sports team because you're the only one who NEEDS improving.

"And the mostimfaux- oh, sorry, I meant to say most improved- goes to..."

by shortperßon November 28, 2019