sadguru 

Makes spicy curry that be to hot fo you ta eat. The air around him is intoxicating the spice from his curry be evaporating in da air and spice up yo lyfe. He is the personifacation of a red hot chille pepper

Sadguru perchs on his stool developing entricate spicy recipes. He like criket. Its a game

sadguru by Benny918365 June 6, 2024

Sadhguru 

Jaggi Vasudev, or commonly called Sadhguru is an Indian mystic and yogi who founded Isha Foundation, a not for profit organization which offers yoga programs all over the world. He is also an author, spiritual master, motivational speaker and philanhropist. As a child he became fascinated by nature and would often escape to the jungle near his home and spend hours, even days there. A spiritual experience at 25 made him rethink his life's purpose and eventually realized that his calling was to become a yoga teacher.

Isha Foundation is a non-profit, spiritual organization founded in 1992 by Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev. It is based at the Isha Yoga Center near Coimbatore, India. The foundation offers yoga programs under the name of Isha Yoga. It has over 5 million volunteers.

Sadhguru by Intellectual Investigator June 6, 2019

Sanguru 

Sanguru is a fat Indian cunt. it is of the lineage of Punjab, she eats five packets of instant curry sticks aka fat Indian dicks.
Also has the stature of an Indian penguin, a fat fuck. Today, students such a Ketan Rasish Long Gupta And Ramneek Rangoli Guru has originated from her fat Indian sucking.

Sanguru you fat fuck you ate my curry again fuck you!

Sanguru by RanGuru March 13, 2018

Sadgurn 

A boy who escaped from a Somalian ghetto early in his life. After working his way through many pirate crews and serving many brutal warlords he eventually escaped to Australia, where his tragic tale of heroism is constantly belittled by his asshole friends.

Sadgurn: This red sunset reminds me of my families blood that I saw spilled in Somalia.
Friends: Shut the fuck up idiot.

Sadgurn by Vingtor April 7, 2010

Sadhguru 

Snake oil salesman from India.

Sadhguru is the best guru ever.

Sadhguru by GoKarunaGo February 4, 2021