s.m.i.t.h. 

"shoot myself in the head" (s.m.i.t.h., pronounced "smith"). This term is not literal and does not actually allude to suicide. It simply means one is bored, tired, agitated to the degree of doing something as absurd as shooting oneself in the head.

My hangover is so terrible today I would rather s.m.i.t.h. than go into the office.

s.m.i.t.h. by wendi October 10, 2006

s.m.i.t.h. 

adjective. Some who likes to agravate the people who are b.r.o.w.n. (see b.r.o.w.n.) The s.m.i.t.h. are usually people who try to mask their homosexuality by trying to spot any fault in the b.r.o.w.n. to get rid of any attention as to not reveal their differance. The s.m.i.t.h. usually go shopping every three to four days for miscellanious things, often at spencers gifts. S.m.i.t.h. people often get their s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. by a family member, usually the father since only men can be s.m.i.t.h.

You shouldn't hang around that guy, I think he is s.m.i.t.h.!

s.m.i.t.h. by JuBr October 9, 2006

S.M.I.T.H 

Shoot Me In The Head

OMG JUST S.M.I.T.H!!

S.M.I.T.H by Nipper 2 June 19, 2010

s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. 

noun. Dirived from the adjective s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) Pronounced "smithness". The smithness of someone can be mesure by a s.meter (see s.meter)

The s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. of this guy is crazy!

s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. by JuBr October 9, 2006

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

my ex: ...

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by YEET SIS October 20, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by P A I N August 17, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. by I am cursed April 16, 2021