s-mother

A sister who acts/wants to be the mother.

My s-mother keeps telling my brother and I what to do.

by smack dub July 13, 2010

s'mother'ed (smothered)

Where a mother hovers over her child so closely that the child cannot breathe. Usually related to teenagers that do not do their homework on a weekly basis.

Antonym- S'father'ed- fathers that are "cool" or do not care about their child to the extent of where the child loves the father more than the mother because of it.

Fathers can tell their child to do their homework without "smothering" them. The word is in the name:s"mother"; youve never heard of someone being s"father"ed to death..
s'mother'ed (smothered)

by Sup3rm4n!! March 24, 2010

kuzka's mother

"to show Kuzka's mother to someone"

"to teach someone a lesson, to punish someone in a brutal way".

The closest English equivalent is "to make it hot for someone" or "to make target's life hell."

Student 1: "man screw this class. i hate this professor"
Murbaticus: "I will show you Kuzka's mother!"
Student 2: "oh Scheiße! stoff is going down!"

by Bigger Jigger November 6, 2013

Noah's Mother

The simple but funny answer that one gives when they don't feel like or don't know the actual answer to a question

Person 1: Hey who was that you were just talking to on your phone?

Person 2: Noah's mother... maybe

Person 1: Shut the f*** up

by Noah's Mother September 15, 2016

Dangerloadmen's Mother

everyones sloppy seconds

"I'm currently doing Dangerloadmen's Mother!!"

"That's not a very hard achievement.."

by Currently doing dangers mother February 16, 2022

Somebody's Mother

Same as MILF...A mother who is hot and looks good enough to make it with....See also Mother Daughter Act, a mother and daughter, daughters who are both worthy.

She was an older chick and hot...Must be Somebody's Mother

by Gary Nmigh July 24, 2009

Your mother's mother's face

The next level in the progression of the "your mother" insults, after "your mother's mother" or "your mother's face". Should be used in the same meaningless fashion as "your mother", perhaps when you've run out of insults, or need a step up from the lame "your mother" insult already directed at you.

Person 1: What up
Person 2: Your mother
Person 1: Yeah well your mother's mother
Person 2: OHHH well your mother's mother's FACE!
Person 3: BURN!! He's got you there...

by Antony Johnston April 7, 2006