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poor man's crack 

Adding extra nicotine to a cigarette in order to get a high similar to meth or crack. This is very dangerous and nobody should do it. Ever. Of course meth and crack are both very dangerous anyway, as is smoking, so nobody should do those things either.
Joey was using poor man's crack, so after he got done tripping balls he had to go to the emergency room for his chronic dumbassitude and dicketry.
poor man's crack by cbubbles40 June 19, 2011

Waiter's Crack 

A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass
I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.
Waiter's Crack by Cuchara October 10, 2006

smoker's crack 

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.
My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!

The Cat’s Crack 

The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...
Those cookies are the cat’s crack!
The Cat’s Crack by Don Waldoy April 16, 2018

Plumber's Crack 

See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.
Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.
Plumber's Crack by gammarock July 22, 2004

poor man's crack 

To add extra nicotine straight from the bottle to other drugs like crack or meth in order to increase the intensity and duration of the high. That also makes it easier to overdose.
In that crack house they use poor man's crack to increase their efficiency. That is so smart that it is stupid.
poor man's crack by WillRock June 30, 2011