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The sanitary and sometimes borderline sensual cleaning of the ear canal with Q-tips.
Not too deep! Just give me a Rynjob
Rynjob by Poopnoodle89 December 6, 2023
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The sanitary and sometimes borderline sensual practice of cleaning the ear canal with a qtip
Not too deep! Just give me a rynjob babe.
rynjob by Poopnoodle89 December 6, 2023
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The sanitary and sometimes borderline sensual practice of cleaning the ear canal
Not too deep! Just give me a rynjob babe.
Rynjob by Poopnoodle89 December 6, 2023

Kylo Renjob 

When you bout to fuck a black guy and a white girl in the snow and you pull your dick out and spread your big red balls.
Snoke: Did you kill the usurpers?
Kylo Ren: No, but I gave them a Kylo Renjob.
Snoke: Word. Word.
Kylo Renjob by Braaagh April 3, 2016
Blowjob with a mouthful of mcnuggets and big mac sauce. as made famous by Ronald Mcdonald.
"oh wow did you see that slut givin that guy a bj with mcnuggets and sauce in her mouth?"
"Yeah man, holy shit what a fucking ronjob!"
RonJob by Spongepole August 31, 2009

ryanjob62 

When someone really likes WWE and Disney. Also someone who had a large penis.
My friend is a pure ryanjob62
ryanjob62 by Harvester_Jeff_Hardy February 27, 2017
When you scour someone's RateYourMusic (RYM) ratings to look for high ratings of consensus-decided "bad" albums, or conversely low ratings of conventional classics, in order to bring it up in an argument despite the two things not being related. You're essentially tonguing someone's musical anus looking for shit to get mad about.
Jacob: I just don't think letting children decide something so irreversible so young is a good idea.
rymjobber: lol of course you'd think that, you gave Peste Noire a high rating
Jacob: thanks for the rymjob, dweeb
rymjob by bronze_age_beetle September 16, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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