A Robjob is the act of receiving an erotic enema using craft beer.
1: "Hey, Beauford! Bring me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug."
2: "Can'tgowrong with a Robjob to start the day! Want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Perfect, thanks!"
The act of receiving an erotic enema dispensed with craft beer.
1: "Hey Beauford! Can you grab me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug?"
2: "Sure thing, I love a good Robjob. Do you want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Hell yeah I do!"
A Rojob is the act of cupping the male gentalia from behind and between the male victims legs and lifting them at least half a foot off the ground.
Origins: The Rojob originated between some gender confused males looking for a way to get their rocks off. First performed by Rowan Wall-Corrie (hense Rojob).
Rowan Rojobed Baz so hard that his testicles assended into his stomach.
Give me the money or you'll get a good hard Rojobing.
When you're masterbating quietly in the bedroom and someone named Christy runs in and steals your penis away from you and finishes it off with an oldfashioned handy job.
Bro I was totally beating it the other day and I got Christy Robjobed... took that big summbitch out my hand and finished it off for me.... she wasn't as good as me though.
A ROMJob is the process/act where a person changes ROM's for peoples phones,whether it be for free or for a tender.They aren't necessarily IT specialists,they could be high school students or even old men going through a mid-life crisis...
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.