rymjob

When you scour someone's RateYourMusic (RYM) ratings to look for high ratings of consensus-decided "bad" albums, or conversely low ratings of conventional classics, in order to bring it up in an argument despite the two things not being related. You're essentially tonguing someone's musical anus looking for shit to get mad about.

Jacob: I just don't think letting children decide something so irreversible so young is a good idea.
rymjobber: lol of course you'd think that, you gave Peste Noire a high rating
Jacob: thanks for the rymjob, dweeb

by bronze_age_beetle September 16, 2021

Rimjob Steve

Originating from Reddit and the subreddit r/Rimjob_Steve, it’s a name used to describe someone who despite having a questionable or offensive username, has written a wholesome and nice comment.

<AnusDestroyer420> Really unfortunate what happened here, really hoping for the best in your future. You can get through this, god bless

<Rando> We got a Rimjob Steve over here

by Parabola Sexuality May 31, 2019

chipotle rimjob

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.

When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.

by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

RamJobs

A nickname used by a person whose name usually starts with “r” which basically says they give the best rim jobs

“Hey have you see Ryan?” Other person replies, “You mean have you seen RamJobs?”

by Daddy105 January 14, 2018

Rimjob Ninja

A peculiar fellow, usually recognized by orange tinted sunglasses sporting a finely manicured mustache. This man prides himself by giving world class rimjob's to unsuspecting lovers or foes. Like an opportunistic hunter, he can with the blink of a fastidious eye, turn something as harmless as cuddling, spooning, or just small talk into a rimjob. His tongue is like a finely tuned instrument, a meat sinking missile if you will. He also uses this technique to quell a fight that starts out as hand to hand combat, when his eyes meet the enemy; he lures them with the flick of his magical tongue. The Rimjob Ninja is always on the hunt for a chocolate starfish, night or day.

After meeting Kelly, my man wisdom overpowered her, and I grabbed the unsuspecting little tart and gave her the mother of all rimjobs, the ancient butterfly flicker technique until her legs were shaking and she begged for mercy. Her doe eyes looked up at me, and she said, by god you are the Rimjob Ninja.

by Rimjob Ninja June 26, 2010

Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.

Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

by Gregorio Kramer June 12, 2010

Mario Rimjob

Driving a hot wheels car around the sphincter while following with your tongue.

She can't stop thinking about that Mario Rimjob she gave last night.

by XGiggler January 10, 2017