Hottest man in existence, He turned me gay and turns me on. I would sell my soul to get a single hair from his armpits. He is the love of my life and I want him to beat me.
1)He is Deadpool.
2)He is a God among men.
3)Even he makes fun of Green Lantern... because we all know it was a shitstorm.
4)He is fucking hilarious.
5)He is married to Blake Lively and we are all secretly jealous.
6)Follow him on Twitter... Like really guys it is worth it.
7)He fought to have FOX make the Deadpool movie for 10 years at the request of the internet.
8)When Deadpool was finished being filmed he STOLE THE FUCKING SUIT. Why? CAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?
9)He is a bad ass and will steal from FOX like nobody's buisness
10)The internet loves him. He deserves it.
Person 1: Who is Ryan Reynolds?
Person 2: We're not friends anymore...
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because you are an uncultured shit. Time to make the Chimi-fucking-changas.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.