An exteremely ugly red head with horrible acne on both the facial extremeties and other various body parts (no need for details), also has greasy ass hair, and slurs words.
Someone who is spectacular at lying about himself. Will blow some up your ass just so he stays relevant. Doesn't understand the concept of money. Doesn't understand the concept of working for what you want.
A "Rutman" will normally be a person who's first name is Mike or Michael.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.