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rustyhook 

Rustyhook is when you are fucking doggy style, you slide your finger in the arse.
When you pull your finger out you get a little poop on it, then you reach down with poop finger in a hook shape and thrust your shit finger into the mouth between the teeth and cheek, then you pull your finger back hooking on to corner of the mouth like a hook.

WARNING
( THIS MUST BE DONE WITH PRECISION.)
My bytch got a taste of Rustyhook today
rustyhook by Big Cheese and Queefy February 4, 2021
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Sgt.Peppers rustyhook 

this is similar to a rusty hook but instead of just shit on your dick you throw pepper and other various spices on the fecies and hook her with your horned dick in the mouth.
Guy 1 how do i spice up my sex life?
Guy 2 have you tried giving her the old Sgt.Peppers rustyhook.

rusty hook

The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.
Randy gave me a nasty rusty hook today.
rusty hook by Dale Jarret March 5, 2004

rusty hook-splash 

A sexual move
The act of performing vaginal intercourse with a girl while she's on her period, then putting the bloody penis inside of her anus and pulling it to the side until it pops out flinging blood and feces out.
That asshole was fucking with my posse so I gave his sister a rusty hook-splash in his car.

rusty hook

This is where one person inserts his finger inside his own rectum, as if to cover it in feces, and then sticks it in someone else's mouth and pulls on the victim's cheek, as if the person is being fish hooked.
On the Jackass DVD 4-Disc Box Set, Jeff Tremaine talks about how Ryan Dunn gave him a rusty hook, and during a photo shoot, you could see feces in Tremaine's teeth.
rusty hook by Jesse Morton December 12, 2008

Rusty Hook

To Insert your finger into your anus and then fishook the inside of someones mouth attempting to scratch the inside of there mouth.
"Oh My God! You Just got Rusty Hooked! your mouth is all shitty and bloody!"
Rusty Hook by matt fortune November 12, 2006

Rusty Hook

A Rusty Hook is when you are wiping your arse and your finger accidentally rips through the toilet paper and you get a little bit of shit on your finger.
"Dude, I was just taking a shit and... When wiping my finger tore through the fucking toilet paper..."

"Rusty Hook!!!"
Rusty Hook by BigLeeBrink October 20, 2013
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