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Rusty Car in the Rain 

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
"How much for a rusty car in the rain?"
Rusty Car in the Rain by ringbell January 2, 2019

Rusty Carrot 

Giving a man analingus (rimming/ salad tossing/ ass licking) while reaching around his front and gently tapping his testicles together like they are in Newton’s Cradle. The hand motion has likeness to a Carrot In A Breeze. So similar to a Rusty Trombone yet with more sentiment to the global dance sensation.

It grew as a spin off from the Carrot In A Breeze dance craze during after parties in Auckland New Zealand. Since it has been spreading globally recently joining the offerings from Lady-Boys in Bangkok, Thailand. It has also been reported as a fraternity initiation act at a well known US College.
1. Barby gave me the Rusty Carrot last night, man her tongue and tap are the best… 2. Check her out, she can Rusty Carrot me any day!
Rusty Carrot by Marg Fulton November 6, 2013

rusty caribou 

When someone shits, doesn’t wipe, and then you eat their ass
rusty caribou by Rustybou January 13, 2018

Rusty Carl 

The combination of a Hot Carl and a Rusty Trombone. also there's a spit valve involved.
this sicko on on the internet was interested in a rusty carl.

A RUSTY CARL

When some one shits inside a car hood so that shit can later be smelled through the inside vents
Did you really just do A RUSTY CARL to the Toyota Prius.
A RUSTY CARL by Mikechi October 22, 2010

rusty carrots 

See also bowel carrots.

Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.

Can be associated with human or animals.
I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!
rusty carrots by vindows wertex September 30, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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