russian timebomb
This is when you feed your girl laxatives then you proceed to do anal sex and the goal is to nut in her ass before she shits over your dick.
russian timebomb by Yor d November 17, 2020
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Russian Time-bomb
A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.
"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."
Russian Time-bomb by GandalftheGreen January 12, 2012
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Russian time-bomb
A joint with the tip rolled into a point and put into a bong bowl piece. The bowl piece is then packed with weed around the joint to create more of a seal. It is called a Russian time-bomb because instead of water, vodka is being used in the bong. The joint is then lit and smoked down to the bottom. It then ignites the packed weed with the current burn, thus making it a Russian time bomb.
Russian time-bomb by Kakashi_hatake_ January 16, 2021
Russian Time-Bomb
An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka
Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.
Russian Time-Bomb by Sloviak Argonian May 3, 2011
Russian Time Bomb
The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.
Russian Time Bomb by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024
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