russian candyman

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when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half

"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"

GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!

russian candyman by Rose and Myles December 31, 2007

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russian candycane

When a girl is on her period and the man fucks her and pulls out so he has cum and blood all over his cock resembling a candycane... and then the women sucks him off as if he just came off the christmas tree

it was near christmas and stacey wanted somthing minty fresh so i gave her a russian candycane to please her appitite

russian candycane by petty jones July 24, 2006

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russian candycane

When a girls having her period and the guy eats her out and gets blood in his mouth and then the girl gives the guy a blowjob and he cums in her mouth then they spit the blood and the cum together making the color of a candycane.

I couldn't wait till that time of the month so we could have a russian candycane.

russian candycane by sexy April 10, 2004

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russian candycane

when a guy and a girl are fucking when the girl is on her period and the guy has no condom and he cums and when he pulls out its a mixture of the blood and the cum

my bestfriend didnt know she was on her period and when he pulled out she laughed because he had blood on his dick and she had cum on her and they mixed and the bitch was russian so they called it a russian candycane

russian candycane by nastbitch101 January 19, 2011

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Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.

Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.

Russian candycane by J November 12, 2003

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Russian Candycane

Its when a girl takes a razor, makes cuts on your dick, then douses it in Vodka, and then sucks it off.

Got a russian candycane last night and it was painful, and then it felt great.

Russian Candycane by Inpainsomuchpain May 23, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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