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russian candyman 

when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half
"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"

GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!
russian candyman by Rose and Myles December 31, 2007
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russian candycane 

When a girl is on her period and the man fucks her and pulls out so he has cum and blood all over his cock resembling a candycane... and then the women sucks him off as if he just came off the christmas tree
it was near christmas and stacey wanted somthing minty fresh so i gave her a russian candycane to please her appitite

russian candycane 

When a girls having her period and the guy eats her out and gets blood in his mouth and then the girl gives the guy a blowjob and he cums in her mouth then they spit the blood and the cum together making the color of a candycane.
I couldn't wait till that time of the month so we could have a russian candycane.
russian candycane by sexy April 10, 2004

russian candycane 

when a guy and a girl are fucking when the girl is on her period and the guy has no condom and he cums and when he pulls out its a mixture of the blood and the cum
my bestfriend didnt know she was on her period and when he pulled out she laughed because he had blood on his dick and she had cum on her and they mixed and the bitch was russian so they called it a russian candycane
russian candycane by nastbitch101 January 19, 2011

Russian candycane 

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.
Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.
Russian candycane by J November 12, 2003

Russian Candycane 

Its when a girl takes a razor, makes cuts on your dick, then douses it in Vodka, and then sucks it off.
Got a russian candycane last night and it was painful, and then it felt great.
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