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ruperta

usually a graduate student on the struggle bus, fixated in the oral stage of Freudian psychodynamics who is hopelessly unable to concentrate on any subject matter for more than a twenty minutes span, mostly sacrificing her social life to further engross herself in the depraved portmanteaus and neologisms coined by a professor she romanticizes as the ideal Humbert Humbert and has no desire to desecrate this foolish and mind-numbing yet strangely stimulating idolatry by knowing him on a personal level. he disseminates spiteful aspersions and scathing critiques from all subjects ranging from inmates to britney spears, treating the web as sort of burn book outlet for his insecurities and frustrations, ultimately rendering them entirely transparent to anyone he encounters. this usually consists of blasting his colleagues and roasting a particular student he harbors tremendous and nearly ludicrous amounts of disdain for, culminating into an insidious and almost pathologically projected hatred on anyone who mildly umbrages him. this is ultimately a manifestation of him redirecting the frustration toward his helpless infant son toward society at large. anyone who takes the time and reads anything he writes is instantly labeled pathetic by none other than himself, although he is clearly spared from such a label by being the one who invested the time writing such definitions.
i love ruperta, she's so dreamy.
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Uncle Rupert

1. Rupert Murdoch, owner of News Corp., which includes Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, Sky Television, the Times of London and other major media outlets. 2. the puppet master of conservative America.
Q:Why are those ignorant people protesting the Islamic community center in lower Manhattan?

A: Because Uncle Rupert, via Fox, told them to do so. They are his sheeple.
by Against propagandists October 13, 2010
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rupert grint

THE hot, sexy Brit that's known to the world as Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter movies. Rupert Grint's known for his shyness, wicked shirts, the term "wicked", his beautiful smile, and cool sense of style in general. He has all of the girls going "Ooh Aah!"
by Lise(Perrty Baby) April 9, 2005
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rupert murdoch

Scheming, conniving monopolist from Australia. Controls the Fox network, News Corp, among other things. Holds dominion over much of western media.

In other words, he controls a good portion of western civilization. He should be toppled for the sake of western civilization.

Its too bad he isn't the A-Team Murdoch, or Mr. T woulda owned him.
by FireballX301 April 25, 2004
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Rupert Grint

by I'm not crazy December 27, 2010
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rupert grint

is one of the only guys in the world who can pull off the long red hair thing.
by Kara April 6, 2005
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Rupert Grint

Part of the trio "Daniel-Emma-Rupert"; is the most underrated of the three even if he is the most talented of them. He's the most natural actor out of the three, the most adorable and has got immense sex appeal and charisma. A term used for someone simply irresistible.
"Rupert Grint will last longer than Daniel and Emma in this biz cuz he could actually act and has the potential to be a great comedian."
by Ginjah April 19, 2005
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