run batted in

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

by Sam is a Dick May 31, 2007

Runs Batted In

When, after not getting laid on a date, you go home and rub one out to relieve the pressure and frustration.

X: Hey man! Did you get a homerun with that girl last night?

Y: Nah, but I got some runs batted in when I got home.

by Greene Team July 26, 2011

Home-Run Bat

Possibly the most useful item in the Super Smash Bros. series. It can send an opponent flying off the stage, yet only do 25%. If an opponent has over 20-30% damage, the bat will kill them. Can also be thrown and do quite a bit of damage. Mostly used in Home-Run contest but is also used in multiplayer.

1- shit that home-run bat killed all three opponents!
2- ima home-run bat yo ass.

by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009

run with the bat

running bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dude did you see nick run with the bat ?

by A!@#$%^&*() January 16, 2016

running with the bat

Running the bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dood did you see nick running with the bat?

by Gregk22 January 17, 2016