rumple blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"

Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.

by Spoof January 22, 2005

Rumpel Blumpkin

Is derived from "Blumpkin" where you receive fellatio while defacating. However, a Rumpel Blumpkin is when you receive fellatio in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating.

I took this chick to the bathroom, but Joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a Rumpel Blumpkin while he watched.

by Pico Rivera October 9, 2016

rumble blumpkin

A rumble blumpkin is the same as a blumpkin (getting a blowjob while taking a shit) except the recipient has explosive diarrhea.

I wanted to get a blumpkin from your sister after dinner, but we ate Taco Bell and it turned into rumble blumpkin instead.

by chuck-fucking-norris December 18, 2011

Rumpleblumkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.

During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.

by GBblumkins November 14, 2011

Rumpleblumpkin

A variation of blumpkin in which the defecator is having explosive diarrhea

Pads decided that Mexican food would be a good start to an evening full of Rumpleblumpkin

by Corlett June 3, 2006

Rumpleblumpkins

The act of Blumpkins (taking a doodie while receiving a blowjob) from your grandma.

"Grandma, we both know that I finishing shitting a long time ago, but in order for this to be Rumpleblumpkins, you need to stop watching and give me a blow job, NOW."

by John Spazzi May 27, 2009