rum-dumb

A noun referring to one who most likely has, will, or is engaging in an activity that is idiotic in nature when compared to everyone else's current activity. Much like how a group of sober people would perceive a drunk person.

"I'm going to throw that fluorescent light bulb"-Alex
"Don't throw it"- everyone else
Alex throws the light bulb and it shatters.
"Don't move police. I'm going to watch you clean that up"-Old Retired Cop
"Way to go rum-dumb"-Josh

rum-dumb by Peter LoPresti March 13, 2008

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Rum Dumb

An idiot due to their over consumption of alcohol over the years. One who has pickled themself.

Get outta here you freakin Rum Dumb, or I'll call the cops!

Rum Dumb by biffula December 26, 2007

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Rum Dumb

A person or persons for whatever reason have slipped to the bottom of the species intelligence grid. Possibly caused by head trauma, gestational drug use, binge drinking or simply genetic abnormalities most likely incest... Can be affected at any age and almost always permanent. The world is full of rum dumbs and nobody is policing the gene pool unfortunately!!

Oh no! Leroy fell on his head when he was younger and now he rides the short bus with the rest of the rum dumbs.

Rum Dumb by Intothe4restigo January 7, 2023

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Rum Dumb

Drunk from consuming Rum.

He is such a "rum dumb" from drinking rum all the time.

Rum Dumb by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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