rule 133

If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)

On interwebs
person 1: Hey baby looking for a good time?
person 2: Yea...wait rule 133

rule 133 by Carlb0t January 11, 2010

Rule 1337 

When there is a game, there are hacks for it.

Rule 1337 can include the following:
-Aimbot
-Speed Hacks
-Spin Bot
-Triggerbot
-And Ownage

Rule 1337 by Rule 1337 June 3, 2011

Rule 1337 

The phrases "World of Warcraft" and "Good" should NEVER be in the same sentence unless there is a "not" between them, EVER.

Nerd: Dude!!!! World of Warcraft is so good!!!
Guy: WTF man??? rule 1337 *walks away*

Rule 1337 by c0nc0rdthec0nquer April 5, 2010

Rule 1336 

If a game exists, somebody is terrible at it.

Scrub - Man, how can anyone suck at Wii Party?
Meme Reptillian - Rule 1336, brother.

Rule 1336 by Sudura June 30, 2016

Rule 1337 

If it's IT related, it can be exploited.

Rule 1337 includes, but is not limited to:
Software
Internet
Commands
Hardware
Protocols
Encryption

Rule 1337 by Buy $AMD January 13, 2020