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1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.

1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.

rug doctor by mindmelt September 21, 2003

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rug doctor

an OBGYN. The doctor that takes care of female parts.

Crap, I think I got syphillis from that party last night. I better get it checked out by my rug doctor.

rug doctor by luvsjbs May 11, 2008

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rug doctor

And elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.

Person1: Have you seen the new gym teacher?
Perrson2: She's such a rug doctor.
Person1: LOL!

rug doctor by BioluminescentGoddess November 8, 2010

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Rug Doctor

Person who passes out after a night of drinking and uses your floor as a toilet.

Where did that stain come from? The Rug Doctor was here last night.

Rug Doctor by Myrick Rd April 13, 2009

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Persian rug doctor

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.

How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?

Persian rug doctor by theben86 December 3, 2014

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Rug docter

-Lesbian
-Dyke

Sarah is such a rug docter! she needs Jesus!

Rug docter by ;) Shhhhh November 27, 2011

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rugdoctor

To clean or vacuum using the 'rugdoctor' range of cleaning products.

If you can vacuum, you can rugdoctor.

rugdoctor by Romano's Slacks January 16, 2011

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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