rug doctor

1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.

1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.

by mindmelt September 21, 2003

rug doctor

an OBGYN. The doctor that takes care of female parts.

Crap, I think I got syphillis from that party last night. I better get it checked out by my rug doctor.

by luvsjbs May 11, 2008

rug doctor

And elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.

Person1: Have you seen the new gym teacher?
Perrson2: She's such a rug doctor.
Person1: LOL!

by BioluminescentGoddess November 8, 2010

Rug Doctor

Person who passes out after a night of drinking and uses your floor as a toilet.

Where did that stain come from? The Rug Doctor was here last night.

by Myrick Rd April 13, 2009

Persian rug doctor

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.

How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?

by theben86 December 3, 2014

Rug docter

-Lesbian
-Dyke

Sarah is such a rug docter! she needs Jesus!

by ;) Shhhhh November 27, 2011

rugdoctor

To clean or vacuum using the 'rugdoctor' range of cleaning products.

If you can vacuum, you can rugdoctor.

by Romano's Slacks January 16, 2011