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Rubber Stamp

The female equivalent of a tea bag.
She said, "Lay down and open your mouth."
"Why?"
I'm gonna slam my pussy down on you and give you that rubber stamp."

rubber stamp

The act of placing a used condom on a partners head after intercourse.
After we made whoopee he gave me a rubber stamp, it's amazing what a natrual adhesive semen is.

rubber stamp

Hiding the used condom in your hookup's purse.
That bastard left a rubber stamp in my coach purse! Well yeah, I'll still see him again.
rubber stamp by spoon1990 March 8, 2011

rubber stamp

dipping the underside of one's fully erect penis in chocolate, then having a female lie down. then pulling the penis up towards the stomach area and with spring action slap the underside of one's penis on the female's forehead and press down on it as if you were using a rubber stamp.
Dude, I gave Tina a rubber stamp last night, that shit was the tits.
rubber stamp by Ron Trimm June 22, 2008

Rubber stamp Fatigue 

A form of mental exhaustion resulting from extensive, continous writing, signing, scanning. faxing, printing, converting and editing official documents. It is exhaberbated by phone calls and texting and leads to a sense of numbness, detachment, problems with even basic thought processes and a sudden onset of rage if a telephone rings.
A person with Rubber Stamp Fatigue is sitting infront of a pc, surrounded by paper documents stares at a ringing mobile phone which is displaying a number of a very important call but just stares, unmoving and doesn't pick it up.

Urban Dictionary rubber stamp 

This Urban Dictionary rubber stamp refers to the phenomenon that even the most ridiculously stupid definitions get approved.
Chi Chi: Can you believe that captain iridium got approved?

Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.

Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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