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rub job 

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(1) cleaning -removing the funky film found on the surface of everything in the known universe!!, accomplished by repeated rubbing with some cleaner/s and/or abrasive.

(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........

A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!
the college boy longed to give those pert tits a rub job

the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl

i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!

mark did a rub job on judy's feet
rub job by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

rub job 

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When a girl traps your cock between the bare soles of her feet and uses her left sole to immobilize the cock and hold it firmly in place, while she uses her right sole to rub your cock vertically-up and down, up and down-applying continuous pressure to the sweetspot on the underside of your shaft-til she makes you come, all over the soft, baresoles of her freshly pedicured, satiny-smooth, bare feet.
Steve: "'I know you're really into feet, did you get what you wanted from Cally last night?

Frank: "Yes, I did, as a matter of fact. Cally performed a rub job on me between her baby-soft, "feels-so-good" bare soles. And did she ever drain my balls and make me come!"
rub job by ken208 October 22, 2015

Spanish Rub Job 

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The act of rubbing ones penis on the side of a face with extreme facial hair. Thus causing a 'cock burn'
Shit my dick is so sore from getting a Spanish rub job last night.
Spanish Rub Job by kyle queef July 21, 2009

rubjob 

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A female aided orgasm (orgasms do not always occur from a rubjob), usualy performed with the hand. No "jerking" occurs during a rubjob; its just rubbing.
we started to feel each other up...before we fucked she gave me a rubjob.
rubjob by seymore buttz January 19, 2007
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