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ROCK THE FUCK ON FOREVER
XXX: have you listened to Angel Du$t’s 2016 Album ‘Rock the Fuck On Forever’?

XVX: hell yeah!! it makes me wanna do a spin kick in my living room. RTFOF
rtfof by flavortown October 25, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Rolling thin film oven:
A device used to simulate the aging of asphalt during mixing and compaction.
The RTFO yielded reasonable results in the laboratory.
RTFO by Magdy April 28, 2009
Related Words
rtfof • Rtfo • Rafofa • RTFF • RTFMFM • RTFOM • rtoof • Rofof • RTFFAQ • RTFFP
Her: "Just found out the hard way about the hefty deductible on my replacement policy."
Me: "Always RTFFP."
RTFFP by nwsltr May 28, 2016
Read The Fucking Forum

Used if a poster on a forum asks a questiuon that has been answered many times before in other topics on the forum.

Also see: RTFA, RTFM
n00b: "Hi! How do I add a link to the web?"
OldTimer: "This has been mentioned before on this forum!"
( )|\||\|( ): "Yeah! RTFF!"
RTFF by Scott Tribbleswatter July 24, 2007
Read The Fucking/Fine FAQ, commonly used in newsgroups.

see also RTFM
Newbie: What do you people do here?
User: RTFF
RTFF by dakameleon September 14, 2004
Acronym meaning roll the fuck on. Unlike GTFO, it is used primarily to tell someone to mind their own business and go away
I will do what I want. If you don't like it, bitch, you can RTFO.
RTFO by jazztrophysics April 25, 2014
Derived from RTFM
"Read the fucking manual, fucking moron."
<myg0tg0d> h0w d0 1 start 4n 4p4ch3 server1!1!!!!
<c00ld00d> RTFMFM
rtfmfm by Phyre February 4, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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