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Read The Fucking Fine Print

Her: "Just found out the hard way about the hefty deductible on my replacement policy."
Me: "Always RTFFP."

RTFFP by nwsltr May 28, 2016

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RTFP

'Read the Fucking Post' A derivative of RTFM (Read the Fucking Manual)

Refers to forum posts.

RTFP before you reply

RTFP by William C December 7, 2006

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RTFFP • RTFP • RTFF • Riffpilgrim • RTFFAQ • rtfmp • ruffperson • Raff pin • ruff pipe rider • Ruff Putter

RTFF

Read The Fucking Forum

Used if a poster on a forum asks a questiuon that has been answered many times before in other topics on the forum.

Also see: RTFA, RTFM

n00b: "Hi! How do I add a link to the web?"
OldTimer: "This has been mentioned before on this forum!"
( )|\||\|( ): "Yeah! RTFF!"

RTFF by Scott Tribbleswatter July 24, 2007

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rtfmp

read the fucking man page

similar to rtfm and jfgi, expresses frustration in response questions that can be answered by reading the man page

"how do I order the results of top by cpu usage?"

"rtfmp"

rtfmp by J.R. Page October 31, 2008

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RTFF

Read The Fucking/Fine FAQ, commonly used in newsgroups.

see also RTFM

Newbie: What do you people do here?
User: RTFF

RTFF by dakameleon September 14, 2004

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Riffpilgrim

Someone often a guitarist in search of a new Riff, a repeated chord progression, pattern, refrain or melodic figure in music.

I've been searching for a new catchy tune. Dude you're a Riffpilgrim.

Riffpilgrim by Roflpingvin March 3, 2009

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RTFP

Abbreviation for "Read the fine print".

Novell_Nazi: RTFP, 30 hours battery life at 48kbps. That's where they get ya. CD quality is at least 128kbps.
Wild_Mike: thats shit

RTFP by Novell_Nazi August 17, 2004

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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