Definitions by LordOfTheThings

The Nude Boat Rower

A sex position where the female lays on the bed, legs apart, as the man thrusts in while moving his arms together to the side while alternating left and right in a rowing motion which makes him look like a naked boat rower.

"Jhonny pulled the Nude Boat Rower and I felt like we were on the ocean last night!"

The Nude Boat Rower by LordOfTheThings January 2, 2015

Nude Skii Lodge 

The place, preferably bedroom, where the The Nude Skiier is being preformed

"Last night, my bed was like a Nude Skii lodge thanks to Billy."

Nude Skii Lodge by LordOfTheThings January 2, 2015

The Nude Skiier 

A sex position where the female is lain on the bed with legs apart and the male thrusts inside while pushing his arms back and replicating the motion of a man skiing down a slope.

"Jake pulled The Nude Skiier last night and man was it fun!"

The Nude Skiier by LordOfTheThings January 2, 2015

Lincoln Log 

The beaded turds that hurt to push out and remind you of something you found in your Mom's dresser once

I ripped a lincoln log recently and it almost tore up my butthole!

Lincoln Log by LordOfTheThings December 31, 2014