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rouxsquatting 

2nd highest tier of masturbating, beaten by fjordglimping. One of the 6 tiers of masturbation. (Squatting while in a prolonged goon session)
-Yo are you alright? It looks like you’ve just ran a marathon.

-I’m fine, just been rouxsquatting for 30 minutes
rouxsquatting by Dust Juno November 23, 2024
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rouxswatting 

the act of gooning in which you douse your cock and balls with roux and swat at them
“Dude, what happened to all our butter and flour?” Sorry man I used it all to make roux; I was rouxswatting all night long.”
rouxswatting by Goon Definer November 23, 2024
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rouxswatting 

You goon to harden your dick falls off and reaches the 2nd layer of gooning heaven
I had the craziest rouxswatting session yesterday. Im going to have to grow my penis again
rouxswatting by Omg jake is so cool November 24, 2024

rouxswatting 

Gooning so hard and passionately that your consciousness momentarily ascends to an entirely different plane of existence.
Yo, bro where were you the past few days?”

“Rouxswatting, bro. Rouxswatting.”
rouxswatting by randomxero November 24, 2024

rouxswatting 

Intense gooning with arm of choice while reaching under your buttocks with free arm clenching the testis and other spanking your cock
“Where were you for the past 3 days”
“Sorry man I had a long ROUXSWATTING session
rouxswatting by Steve caukisin November 24, 2024

Rouxswatting 

When a girl shits on that thang after a cream pie, and gets your dog to lick it off then mans todger
Babe, now that we got a dog we can finally start Rouxswatting
Rouxswatting by Rouxswatting November 24, 2024

rouxswatting 

The act of gooning so hard you cum on yourself and your cat
Yo i just rouxswatted inside
I love rouxswatting
rouxswatting by CatDiddler November 25, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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