routier 

(This is a uncommon last name in French countries)An amazing person who is a very loyal friend and is always there for you!

Wow! You're such an awesome friend! Your last name must be Routier!

routier by HoodieKat November 29, 2016

Gabber on ye router 

A term usually used by Australians, to let someone know they are going to DDoS someone.

- Jack: OMG, you got so rekt! What's the score, 8-0?
-JC: Want me to Gabber on ye router mate you ain't gonna like it mate.

Gabber on ye router by notalexfromorigin November 23, 2014

routermonkey 

Routermonkey (noun)

A person who’s vocation centers on design and/or maintenance of internetworking infrastructure which generally consists of; data routers, switches and firewalls.

The routermonkey is typically very curious regarding “cause and affect relationships” (example – If I remove this route… what will break) they tend to be very clandestine by nature, usually only associating with the IT uber class. A routermonkey very rarely will speak to an actual “end user” as their social skills are poor. A routermonkey’s vocabulary consists of mostly acronyms and routinely attempt to explain binary to decimal conversion and the like, generally placing their audience into a hypnotic like state. If forced to explain details of network related tasks to a outsider – most routermonkey’s resort to drawing pictures using a program called “Visio”.

Routermonkey’s covet internetworking industry certifications such as:
CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate)
CCNP (Cisco Certified Network Professional)
And the routermonkey holly grail being CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert)

IT Manager, Q: "why is the network so slow? Did you make any changes today"

Routermonkey, A: "It depends on what you mean by chages??"

routermonkey by Barney Gaumer August 24, 2007

Wifi router 

PS5

I can't wait to play GTA 5 on my $500 wifi router

Wifi router by Cartoonlover69 July 21, 2020

Router

A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go

1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey

Router by Topher89 July 28, 2008

router

1. A wood working tool mostly used by Norm with a jig.

2. A layer 3 networking device that allows communication between multiple networks.

ex1. Damn, look at Norm jiggin' it up with that router.

ex2. I hate working on this DAMN router configuration.

ex3. I think the router is down! Who broke the internet?!?!?

router by Big Herb November 19, 2003

Router Rape 

When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...

only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.

Uhh, i was chatting up that fit girl Siobhan when suddenly while i was browisng i had router rape.

Router Rape by hurrdurrimahoerz October 14, 2010